Why shouldn’t you wear clogs?

You start to become a cretin.

Here is a prime example: @thelaurafeed, has just spent £*** on the clogs below.

She’s normally a slamming chic, with a delicious fashion sense.  However, those clogs should belong on the fashion fuck-up catwalk; with the size zeros – eat something, please.

So, what has the girl achieved today?  Well, she fell of her chair and ended up going to hospital.

I blame the clogs, definitely the clogs, yes, those hideously, clunky, frumpy looking, not to mention expensive, CLOGS.

Nuff said – for now.




2 comments on “Why shouldn’t you wear clogs?

  1. Michael Litman
    March 17, 2010 at 5:24 pm #

    Nick rang me up after seeing this post. The conversation went a bit like this, paraphrased.

    “Is Laura ok?”
    “Yes? She’s not here at the mo”
    “Where is she? At the hospital?”
    “No? She’s in a meeting”
    “Oh.”

    Now it all makes sense.

  2. The Girl of Stuff
    March 20, 2010 at 5:16 pm #

    NO!NO!NO! Yuck! 😛

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