DEATH Olympics

Let’s admit it, the Winter games are less exciting than the Summer.  Ok, it’s cold for starters but what about the athletes?

  • Nobody will recognise you, because of your goggles and helmet.
  • You all look like a new winter range for Durex’s: Electric Blue, Tropical Rain…
  • To make you look even MORE rindonculous, skiers has to replace their feet with wooden planks.  A quick way to become a retard.
  • There is a HIGH change that you could DIE.

For me, this Winter Olympic is all about catastrophic events.  Like the guy with an unpronounceable name that fell off a tray, and died.  But, to shed a little light watch the video below.  Fuck Torvill and Dean.  I introduce to you Scott Williams, who takes a grunge to the ice.  And, dare I say it, they don’t skate like they used to!

2 comments on “DEATH Olympics

  1. whatkatiewore
    March 25, 2010 at 9:22 am #

    How can someone so beautiful be so full of angst?

  2. Bitchbag
    March 25, 2010 at 9:36 am #

    Am I really beautiful? x

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